Corgi Club
The dog for people who can’t have one (yet).
Boy or girl, your pick. Your corgi rolls a personality of their own the day you adopt, your real steps are the walkies, and the den matches your real weather. And every corgi makes the one promise old-school pets never made: never dies, never leaves, never guilts you.
The den follows your clock.
Sunrise light at breakfast, fireflies after dark — and when it rains where you are, it rains in the den. It's daytime where you are, so that's how the scene above opened. Tap one to peek at the rest.
Four meters, four verbs, and nothing bad ever happens.
Food, energy, clean and fun drift on real time — including while the app is closed — and his mood, his expression and what he says all follow from them. Care is a warm little routine, not a hostage situation.
Treat
Eight snacks with real tradeoffs — kibble is a meal, the puppuccino is an event.
Groom
Scruffy floof is the worst that neglect does. A brush fixes it, and the butt wiggle says he approves.
Walk
The headline verb: your phone's step counter is his leash. Pick a goal, walk your day, claim together.
Sleep
Tuck him in: the den goes to night and energy comes back while you do your own thing.
Small app, big personality.
Five tabs, one very good pup. Here's the whole tour.
Den
His home is a living scene — your time of day, your weather, his mood. Boops are free and they matter.
Walks
Your real steps fill his walk ring. Pick a goal from 3k to 10k, claim bones and XP when you both get there.
Club
Boop fame, gifts between littermates, and the invite that turns your friends into family.
Shop
Treats, 26 fits across four slots, streak savers. Every preview is your actual corgi in the actual hat.
Corgi Report
Every week he files a report on the two of you — steps, boops, drama. Built to be posted.
Certificate
Adoption comes with papers. The certificate is share-ready from minute one — most people post it.
Retention through rewards. Never guilt.
Classic pets trained you with dread. Modern players uninstall dread. So the corgi makes three promises, and the whole game is built on them.
He never dies
Stats droop, he gets a bit scruffy and dramatic about snacks. That's the ceiling of bad.
He never leaves
Offline drift is capped at eighteen hours. A week away reads as "he missed you", and the recap on return says so.
He never scolds
Notifications are his own voice, opt-in, and never passive-aggressive. Streak freezes exist because life happens.
Every corgi rolls two of eight traits.
Rolled at adoption, permanent for life. They decide what he says, how he idles, and what his notifications sound like — so no two corgis on your feed read the same.
Dramatic
The bowl is HALF empty. This is a crisis.
Food Gremlin
I smelled the treat drawer open from two rooms away.
Judgy
I watched you take the elevator. One floor.
Himbo
I ran into the glass door again. Worth it.
Anxious Icon
The vacuum is in the closet. I can feel it plotting.
Princess
This blanket is yesterday's blanket. Explain yourself.
Zoomies
It's 3pm. You know what that means. NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS.
Distinguished Elder
In my day, treats were earned. Anyway, treat please.
Your steps are his walkies.
With your permission, the phone's step counter becomes his leash. Pick a daily goal — 3,000 to 10,000 steps — and your real day fills his walk ring. Claim it together and the bones roll in. It's the guilt-free version of "the dog needs walking": he gets you outside, and he's thrilled about it either way.
- Real pedometer steps, read on-device — never uploaded
- No step counter? Honor system: tell him you walked, he believes you
- Goal walks stack toward milestones — 1, 10, 25, 50, 100
- Every milestone mints a share card worth posting
Motion permission is optional — the game works fully without it.
Friends don't add friends. They adopt littermates.
Every corgi is puppy #1 of a litter. Your invite link shows a friend the actual next pup — visibly related, never identical, with its own personality roll. Once they adopt, you're not "connections", you're family: you boop each other's corgis, send gifts, and the litter gets its own section in the weekly Corgi Report.
- Share links show your real corgi — anyone can boop him, no app needed
- Littermates lean toward the family coat; personalities re-roll
- Boops and gifts land as inbox surprises with his reaction
- No accounts, no usernames — the invite code is the whole handshake
Optional — and every perk is a daily one.
Same corgi, considerably more perks, built so there's a reason to be a member every single day rather than once.
- Zero banners — the one banner ad disappears, forever
- Golden Biscuits every day, with your daily reward
- 1.5× bones on walks, quests and daily rewards
- Streak armor — missed days never break your streak
- Exclusive fits: the Gold Chain and Hero Cape
- Reward-calendar protection
Biscuit packs are one-time purchases. The corgi, the walks and the care loop are never paywalled, and nothing is gated behind watching an ad.
The short answers.
Is it free?
Yes — the corgi, the walks and the care loop are never paywalled. Corgi Club Gold is an optional subscription (with a lifetime option) that removes the banner ad, adds daily Golden Biscuits, boosts bones, protects your streak and unlocks member-only fits. Biscuit packs are one-time purchases.
Can I have a girl corgi?
Yes — pick boy or girl when you adopt, and switch any time in Settings. Everything your corgi says, and every card you share, follows along.
Can he die?
No. Never. That's the whole point. Neglect makes him scruffy and a bit dramatic about snacks, and that's as bad as it gets. Coming back is always a happy event.
What about ads?
Most ads are rewarded videos you choose to watch — double a walk's payout, top up bones, earn a biscuit. There's one banner on the Den and Shop tabs, no interstitials ever, and Gold members see no banner at all. Nothing in the game is gated behind watching an ad.
Do I need an account?
No sign-up, no email, no real name. The app creates a random anonymous account so your corgi can be backed up, booped by friends, and moved to a new phone with a one-time transfer code. That's as personal as it gets, and one tap in Settings deletes it all.
How do walks work?
With your permission, your phone's step counter becomes his leash: pick a daily goal from 3,000 to 10,000 steps and your real steps fill his walk ring. Steps are read on-device and never uploaded. No pedometer? Honor system — tell him you walked and he believes you.
Are corgis really like this?
Herding dog in a loaf-shaped body, two coats of fur, an opinion about everything, and a butt wiggle in place of a wag. The app also delivers one real corgi fact per day, so you'll both be learning.
Somewhere in today's litter is a corgi with your name on it.
Free. No account. He's already practicing his sit.